OBEY THE PURE BREED
You probably realize that you are a mere servant to your dog, and obey their every command.
But, did you know that this is merely part of a much larger plot to rule the entire world?
Dogs have had their paws in world politics for many years, using world leaders as pawns and even establishing themselves as fixture in the Whitehouse.
Now, because of reports of increased Terrier chatter, the government is warning us that they may be ready to launch the final phase of their diabolical plot.
